• Air-sickness bags (put the UN logo inside the bag - no point in making people sick just by seeing the bag)
• Artillery reference point - to fire at for effect
• Bath towel - to wipe certain body parts
• Bird cage liner
• Burn at patriotic rallies
• Candle/lamp wicks
• Cat bed liner - to keep the fleas off your good blankie
• Cat box liner
• Cat litter
• Cat scratching post - to wrap around the post and let your cat get its claws into - good kitty!!!
• Chainsaw wipe down rag
• Chimney sweep rag
• Chimney sweep tarp - to protect your carpet from soot
• Compost
• Corpse blanket—to wrap up the dead politicians, BATF, FBI, FEMA, etc., or anyone else who tries to collect our guns.
• Dart board backdrop
• Diapers - turned out, not in
• Dipstick rag carried under the hood of your vehicle
• Dog urine wheel protectors
• Doggy chastity belt
• Doggy chew toy
• Dog poop cleaner upper
• Doormats - to wipe muddy feet on, at home or place of business
• Dryer vent filter/lint catcher
• Drop cloth - to use while you are painting and other dirty jobs
• Dust rag
• Emergency heating fuel - burn in fireplace
• Feminine napkins
• Fill material in nuclear waste shipping containers
• Filler material in roofing shingles
• Fire starter - soak in kerosene
• Food - to cram down the throats of crooked politicians, lawyers, and judges
• Food wrapper - to wrap spoiled food in; especially good for rotten fish parts
• Garage - if your car has oil leaks, you should have one under it to keep garage clean
• Garbage can liner
• Goat feed - to feed your goats - except your favorite one, of course
• Gun cleaning rags, sold at gun shows
• Gutter rag
• Handkerchief - use to blow your nose on
• Hang one out the bottom of your driver’s door, into the street, dragging through the mud as an excellent way to initiate a UN conversation
• Ink blotter
• Insoles
• Kitchen towel - to clean up all the grease and grime & keep your other towels clean
• Molotov cocktails
• Mops
• Mud flaps
• Nuclear waste filler - put in nuclear waste containers
• On the floor under junior’s height chair for food droppings
• Outhouse wallpaper - tack up on the outhouse walls (could be used for TP later)
• Outhouse wipes (use with caution, may cause rash)
• Overalls - put them on the butt of your bib overalls
• Paint brush cleaning rag - to clean up all your old paint brushes with
• Paint filter - use to strain your old paint with
• Panty hose laundry bag - tie up your panty hose in them when you wash them
• Print them on rolls of toilet paper
• Puppy house-training - Scotchgard coated for repeated use
• Put it in a jar of urine and call it art
• Road patch - place flag in pothole, pour tar generously, pack down
• Suppositories - for Bill and Hillary to use
• Send to drug king pins (or CIA) for wrapping illegal drugs
• Shoe polish rag
• Shop rags
• Table cloth - for when your one-year old grandchild is coming over
• Targets - add numbers to the lines of latitude and you’ve got an excellent range target
• Temporary gas cap
• Test acids on
• Toilet seat liner - drape over the toilet seat for sanitation reasons; flush after use
• Trench liner - to line slit trenches with
• Under grandpa’s spittoon
• Vomit bucket, when you have stomach flu
• Wrap spoiled food in, for disposal

Other suggested uses:

They make good door mats

Great for burning

Great for target practice

Perfect Trophy